He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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