My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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