best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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