People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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