I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
then he tried to convert me to islam
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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