you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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