NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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