I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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