god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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