No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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