girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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