you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
