I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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