dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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