Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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