Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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