BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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