Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
No subtext here. People are naked.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Btw I puked in your glovebox
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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