Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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