So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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