You work out of a Hotel?
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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