I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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