Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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