Already got asked if we're dating
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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