This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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