none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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