and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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