why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
