STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
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