She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Randomize
