No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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