No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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