Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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