Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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