Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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