real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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