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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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