I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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