chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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