How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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