love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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