We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
it hurts more in the daytime
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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