Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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