So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Why is there bacon in the couch?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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