I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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