Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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