Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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