I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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