no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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