S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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