I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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