it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
the room spins SO much faster in panama
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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