I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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