AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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