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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
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