Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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