Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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