Don't you send me to vm
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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